I saw the trailer for Netflix's zany comedy, Coffee & Kareem (2020), and I thought: "that looks like it could go either way." You know the kind: a movie that is either going to be brilliant, or an absolute piece of garbage? So, one night, with nothing else to do, we tuned it up to find out which way the wind was gonna blow. I. What Is It? This is the story of a kid and a cop on a wild ride through Detroit's seedy underbelly. And that description is actually more nuanced than this entire movie. II. Just Because None of the "characters" in this movie make realistic choices. They make choices just because. Why is a white cop dating a single black mother? Well, just because it would be kinda funny, ya know? Why doesn't a grade school teacher expell a student for sexually harassing her? Well, because. Why does a criminal in possession of video evidence of a murder he helped commit not immediately delete that video? Well,...