June Marathon: HULKACINEMA!

Brother!

It is summer vacation, and I have decided to make the most of my newly found free time. To that end, I will be doing two themed series of reviews (one for June and one for July). I will be posting themed reviews every Friday.

June's theme is: HULKACINEMA!

No, I won't be watching every Hulk movie. I will be doing something better. I will be watching a curated list of Hulk Hogan's "best" movies. There are five Fridays in June, counting today, and each Friday will bring you a weekly dose of Hulkamania (running wild on you (brother)).

Check out the list below, pop some 'roids, pump some iron, and strap on your brightest bandana. It's HULKACINEMA!

June 1st: Suburban Commando
June 8th: No Holds Barred
June 15th: Mr. Nanny
June 22nd: The Ultimate Weapon
June 29th: Thunder in Paradise

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